Why They're Hot

Why He’s Hot: 
Hold up. Who is this SMF here? That’s right. It’s Gerard Pique in the house, mothafuckers. The sexiest cule ever.
Not only is this boy a Spanish footballer (automatic hotness), he has the most beautiful eyes in this universe. Those eyes can be sweet, playful and downright HOT at the same time. 
His relationships with his teammates are not that bad. Actually they’re quite interesting…
Being a footballer, his body has to be in shape. But this man’s body is more than just ‘in shape’. It’s in that shape that makes women’s (and mens…) eyes go wide.
He’s the entertainer. He’s extremely funny and in general has such a sweet personality despite what haters say. 
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Hold up. Who is this SMF here? That’s right. It’s Gerard Pique in the house, mothafuckers. The sexiest cule ever.
  2. Not only is this boy a Spanish footballer (automatic hotness), he has the most beautiful eyes in this universe. Those eyes can be sweet, playful and downright HOT at the same time. 
  3. His relationships with his teammates are not that bad. Actually they’re quite interesting
  4. Being a footballer, his body has to be in shape. But this man’s body is more than just ‘in shape’. It’s in that shape that makes women’s (and mens…) eyes go wide.
  5. He’s the entertainer. He’s extremely funny and in general has such a sweet personality despite what haters say. 

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Why He’s Hot: 
Do you see this guy? No, look - DO YOU SEE THIS GUY?! This DAYUM sexymothafucka is Cesc fucking Fabregas, the fiercest, cutest, sexiest man on Mother Earth. 
This guy can go from sexy, fierce beast, to cute little dork to a classic, A-Class (and not to mention SPANISH) footballer. Anything your heart wants.
I have to take a moment to show you those motherfucking adorable eyes. These eyes can take you anywhere from cuddling to the bedroom. And when this guy smiles, the whole world will stop and say HOLY FUCK. 
After all of that, I don’t even know why I have to carry on. But still, feast your eyes on Cesc Fabregas’ HOT BODY. It’s like he’s from God, himself, this guy’s PERFECT. Just look at those sexy, UNF-able muscles. This guy’s got it GOIN’ ON.
He’s got the cutest personality while being hot as hell. When he speaks English you just want to sit there and listen to him forever. He’s just…perfect.
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Do you see this guy? No, look - DO YOU SEE THIS GUY?! This DAYUM sexymothafucka is Cesc fucking Fabregas, the fiercest, cutest, sexiest man on Mother Earth. 
  2. This guy can go from sexy, fierce beast, to cute little dork to a classic, A-Class (and not to mention SPANISH) footballer. Anything your heart wants.
  3. I have to take a moment to show you those motherfucking adorable eyes. These eyes can take you anywhere from cuddling to the bedroom. And when this guy smiles, the whole world will stop and say HOLY FUCK
  4. After all of that, I don’t even know why I have to carry on. But still, feast your eyes on Cesc Fabregas’ HOT BODY. It’s like he’s from God, himself, this guy’s PERFECT. Just look at those sexy, UNF-able muscles. This guy’s got it GOIN’ ON.
  5. He’s got the cutest personality while being hot as hell. When he speaks English you just want to sit there and listen to him forever. He’s just…perfect.

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Why He’s Hot: 
Lordy, Lordy where do I even begin on this fine mofo? First off, his eyes. Those  things look like they can see into your soul while comforting you at the  same time.
HIS SMILE. I will never be able to judge another man on his smile after seeing Bastian Schweinsteiger’s. Not only does it make you melt, you can’t help but smile when you see him smiling. Or laughing.
His body. Do I really need to explain?
His friendship with fellow footballer Lukas Podolski. These guys together are enough to entertain the crowd for far more than 90 minutes. What I would give to be around them for 5 seconds. They are the best bromance of the 2010 World Cup for sure.
His goofy demeanor. This man will cheer anyone up in five seconds by just talking. In combination with his smile, his actions are right up there in the attraction-scale.
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Lordy, Lordy where do I even begin on this fine mofo? First off, his eyes. Those things look like they can see into your soul while comforting you at the same time.
  2. HIS SMILE. I will never be able to judge another man on his smile after seeing Bastian Schweinsteiger’s. Not only does it make you melt, you can’t help but smile when you see him smiling. Or laughing.
  3. His body. Do I really need to explain?
  4. His friendship with fellow footballer Lukas Podolski. These guys together are enough to entertain the crowd for far more than 90 minutes. What I would give to be around them for 5 seconds. They are the best bromance of the 2010 World Cup for sure.
  5. His goofy demeanor. This man will cheer anyone up in five seconds by just talking. In combination with his smile, his actions are right up there in the attraction-scale.

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