Why He’s Hot:

1. Put your shirt down Shemar, are you trying to start a riot? Damn. Just damn. I forgot what I was going to say with this particular point. Just look at the picture.
2. He plays S.S.A. Derrick Morgan on Criminal Minds, adding a whole ‘nother level of sexiness to it. I mean, I know I’m not the only one who has to fight those threesome fantasies every time he has a scene with The Gube, or that desperately wants to be Penelope so he’ll call me “babygirl” (and I hate pet names).
3. Question: Doesn’t he have just the prettiest eyes? Answer: YES.
4. Two words: Angry Sex. This man looks like he’d be a straight connoisseur, a master of it. Maybe it’s how his (perfect) eyebrows are always furrowed, even when he smiles that perfect smile of his, or that deep, gravelly, voice, but he just seems like he could throw you around with those incredibly strong arms in the very best of ways all. night. long.
5. His first language was Dutch. I don’t know what it sounds like really, but I’m sure it sounds really fucking good. Foreign languages always do, right? I mean, just listen to how good he sounds in English.