Why He’s Hot:

1. Seriously now, look at that cute face. How can you resist that cute smile? a-fucking-dorable right?
2. He’s in a motherfucking all out sexy band. How about that? Yeah, I know you’re getting turned on now, look at those sexy motherfuckers.
3. This guy has a fucking nose ring. Now I know you know that’s really fucking hot.
4. He has beautiful big brown enticing eyes. They are fucking gorgeous. Don’t act like you disagree. bitch please, I know you want this.
5. It really is true. Good things sure do come in small, sexy packages.

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