Why He’s Hot:

1. His awkwardness. Whether playing Paulie Bleeker, Nick, George-Michael Bluth, or Evan, he always has that quirky, awkward charm that could charm the pants off of any girl.
2. His legs. Umm, hello!? Have you seen them in skinny jeans? And even better, SHORT-SHORTS. The costume designer who put Michael Cera in short-shorts deserves a medal.
3. His overall look. He is lanky, pale, and has that Ellen Degeneres hair cut. And check out that bod. Ow ow!
4. His father, Luigi, comes from Sicily and his mother, Linda, comes from Montreal. He is Italian and Canadian. Dream combo, I would say. Also, in case you didn’t catch it, his dad’s name is LUIGI.
5. He plays guitar in his free time. A musician, an actor, the kind of boy you could take home to mom. Triple threat. Need I say more?

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