Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s not pretty. No. He’s actually ugly. But he’s really sexy in a dirty way. There’s no way a girl could watch Heart-Shaped Glasses without getting all wet.
2. He fucked Dita Von Teese. And Evan Rachel Wood. That’s hot. Just imagine, if he can get this gorgeous women into bed, then he MUST be good at it. Or at least have a nice package.
3. He has that sexy way of speaking. Come on, you can’t deny that the way he talks whispering is totally hot. And that devilish voice. He’s like the Devil himself. You just wanna go to hell and be punished by him for all eternity.
4. His lyrics. They are So. Fucking. Horny. Just imagine his devilish voice whispering “there’s not a word for what I want to do to you” in your ear before fucking your brains out. AWESOME.
5. He paints. Who wouldn’t like to be painted naked, like Rose in Titanic? The only difference here is that he might paint you like this. But who cares? It’s Marilyn-Goddamn-Motherfucking-Manson.

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