This motherfucker right here, ladies, is Mika. And it’s pronounced “Meeka,” not “My-ka,” fool. He’s basically the mostattractiveartist in the history of mankind and he knows it.
His smile. It has the ability to make angelsorgasm and mortalsfaint. It’s playful and sexy at the same time. It makes you smile just looking at it. This fucker could cheer you up after a long day at the office just by grinning. And then lay you down on the kitchen table for hot, passionate sex. You want him.
He’s wicked fucking talented. He sings, he dances, he draws, he writes, and he has this killer falsetto that caresses your ears AND your genitals. Plus he’s got this excellent British accent and he’s not stupid. There is nothing that you look for in a man that this man does not possess. WISDOM.