Why He’s Hot:

1. Let’s begin with the most prominent hot factor: he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish.
2. Those locks on his head courtesy, of his Jewishness. Everyone, take a moment to admire his perfectly tussled Jew fro - glorious, isn’t it?
3. He is the lead in the show Entourage. Now, I don’t know about you all but I wouldn’t mind being the person that provides “sexual favors” in his entourage. It’s Adrian Grenier for fucks sake.
4. He is artistic. He wrote a documentary on his journey to find his biological father. He’s not only artistic but similar to a little puppy. He has no dad. Let me comfort you, rest your head on my bosom sweet, sweet Adrian.
5. He’s Jewish. Sorry did I repeat that? I meant to.

Sidenote: His eyes are lovely, no?

Why He’s Hot:

1. Well, he’s the lead singer of The Killers. Yea that really great band, he leads them. It can be said that the person that sings in a band has to maintain the image of the band as well. Brandon does this and he does it well. I’m sure if he simply stood on stage, it’d be alright with everyone. Seriously, look at the perfect facial hair, he’s even quite charming with his middle fingers raised.
2. He will talk to you about all this weird science fiction shit that you could care less about but you’ll listen just to get close. Aliens? UFOs? If you say they exist Brandon, I believe you.
3. Weird guys will surprise you and Brandon is absolutely no exception to this. Brandon will whip out the karma sutra book and get to work on every position listed. A book in bed? Yea, it’s alright. Look at who you’re dealing with.
4. Any guy that can pull off wearing eyeliner and still have women lusting after him has to be a fucking babe. I can certainly look past the fact we might wear the same brand of eyeliner.
5. A guy in a suit is and will always be fucking scorching.

Why He’s Hot:

1. Well, he’s Leonardo DiCaprio. I could end the list at that but I won’t because that wouldn’t be any fun. He’s a classic good looking guy. Who grew up disliking him? He is beautiful and not many men are capable of being beautiful but masculine at the same time - he does.
2. Am I the only one that sobbed when he died in the movie Titanic? I wasn’t crying because of Rose’s love loss, I was crying because she didn’t share the wood plank with this beautiful man (there was most definitely space for him) and he sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Also, if he was dead how was he supposed to have sex with me in a car on the bottom of a ship. I’m sure I’d show him a better time Rose ever did. Mind you, I was ten when the movie came out. He has to be hot if he had that affect on pre-teen girls.
3. He doesn’t age. I honestly still think of him as this twenty year old actor but he’s much older than twenty. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. He’s still a young man as long as he still looks like one. Leo you’re not fooling anyone by growing that facial hair in an attempt to look older. Be glad you look young! I like it and I’m sure the same can be said by some other women.
4. He is a mixed breed - German and Italian. That just reads as delicious man. He’s basically a human delicacy. You will not need a spoon to indulge in his “banana split”.
5. He’s talented. No really, Leo can act. Following Titanic he landed some great roles that involved removing his shirt - okay sorry, off topic but he can act. He’s one of the few childhood actors that actually did really well as an adult actor. Talented men - that’s just sexy. If you think otherwise, I question what type of guys you go for.

Why He’s Hot:

1. He came out of nowhere and no one really gave a fuck. He played Jude in Across the Universe. Anyone that can pull of playing a Beatle has to be a smooth motherfucker. The Beatles are classic and Sturgess is a smooth motherfucker.
2. Who would have thought he could be a fucking bad ass? Under that coy smile lies a bad boy. Did you catch him in that gambling movie 21? He was a gangsta. I’d take a trip to Vegas with him, skip the slot machines and go to the Wedding Chapel and elope. You’d like that wouldn’t you, Jim?
3. According to this photo it looks like he’s a dog type of guy. Great, he’s well acquainted with man’s best friend. Hopefully that is relative to his skills in the boom room - doggy Sturgess style.
4. It seems a lot of celebrities are making the cross over from acting to singing. Jim is no exception and honestly it is really hot when he does it. Who gives a fuck if his band sucks ass. His face certainly does not.
5. A down to earth guy is the best kind of guy and he definitely has that down packed. Don’t know about you but I’d like to know what else he packs. - wink