Why He’s Hot: 

1. Hey! Eyes down here! I know, it’s nearly impossible to tear your gaze away from that sexy motherfucker, right? Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Say hello to Joe Brooks. Yes, I said Joe Brooks. His name alone is so goddamn sexy, you should be about ready to drop your panties already.
2. If his name didn’t do it for ya, this should. He’s a goddamn guitarist. Yeah that’s right, imagine all the fucking things he can do to you with those hands. Hell, I’d let him play me any day.
3. His singing voice. I swear, it’s like fucking angels coming down from heaven. Imagine him serenading you. That’s right: J.I.M.P. He has the kind of downright sexy voice that you listen to on repeat while fingering yourself. Oh, you’re doing that already? Thought so.
4. HE’S FUCKING BRITISH, PEOPLE. Listen to that VOICE. Now imagine him whispering all sorts of sexy things in your ear, while you lie next to him in bed after hot, steamy sex. That’s right, you just cumed.
5. Oh, I almost forgot. On top of his insane talent, he is downright fuckable. Look at that face, that chiseled jawline, that sexified hair- that he rocks brown OR blonde. And not to mention that insanely perfect body. Now, go clean yourself up and change your panties.

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