Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s the next Michael Cera. He’s a geek… and a hot one. He makes even the popular girls go crazy for him.
2. He always seems to get the girl. He beat Mr. Ryan Reynolds to get Kristen Stewart in Advenureland [and we all remember how hot Ryan is] and got to kiss Emma Stone in Zombieland.
3. His hair has that kind of fluffy look but then when you look closer it’s just really curly. You want to run your fingers through it and run his hair over his ear, we know he loves that.
4. His name is Jesse, the ultimate key of a gorgeous man. Remember Jesse from Free Willy? The pure childhood hotness. Imagine screaming the name Jesse. Yeah, I hear ya.
5. This. Now try and tell me you don’t want him.

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