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Why He’s Hot: 

1. He was a Trojan. Not the condom, an actual fucking Greek soldier. He spent pretty much the whole movie half naked.
He’s Australian. He likes it down under, if you know what I mean. That accent could melt any girls soul.
Like long hair? He can do it. Like short hair? He can do that. Bald? He’s done that too.
He can work The Scruff. What girl can resist The Scruff? I wouldn’t mind getting stubble rash from it, would you?
Look at those deep, chocolate eyes. Imagine them looking into your soul while you’re having hot sex with him. I’ll give you a moment for that.

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Why He’s Hot:

  1. 1. He was a Trojan. Not the condom, an actual fucking Greek soldier. He spent pretty much the whole movie half naked.
  2. He’s Australian. He likes it down under, if you know what I mean. That accent could melt any girls soul.
  3. Like long hair? He can do it. Like short hair? He can do that. Bald? He’s done that too.
  4. He can work The Scruff. What girl can resist The Scruff? I wouldn’t mind getting stubble rash from it, would you?
  5. Look at those deep, chocolate eyes. Imagine them looking into your soul while you’re having hot sex with him. I’ll give you a moment for that.

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