Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s tall. Not like ‘he has to bend his neck a bit to kiss you’ tall. He’s “here, let me get down on my damn knees because you’re a fucking dwarf” tall.
2. I don’t even need to get into him being funny, because you guys are smart, and you know that already. I mean, look at this.
3. He doesn’t take anyone’s shit. His bosses are douches right? Instead of bending over and taking it - he called them on it, threw up deuces like a true Irish gangster and walked. TEAM COCO FOREVER!!!11!
4. His hair. It’s bouncy and shiny and perfectly coiffed, always. He takes great pride in it, obviously. I’d take great pride mussing it up. I mean, it’s not only that it’s fucking perfect but he’s a goddamn ginger.
5. Have you seen this bastard with a beard? Holy hell.