Why He’s Hot:

1. His name is Charlie. It’s so cute. It’s so damn disarmingly cute that he’ll completely catch you off guard when he pins you to the wall to mutter naughty somethings in your ear.
2. He’s completely new to the entertainment industry, so he hasn’t been tarnished yet. And when he has been corrupted by the big bad H-wood, you’ll like it. Because he looks so good when he’s bad.
3. He’s a Brit. I think we’ve established that people with accents automatically earn points. But wait! Listen to it. It’s really good. Really really good. (Sorry - imagining it in bed - be right back…)
4. He has a twitter. And his username isn’t something lame like TheRealHonestToGodISwearOnMyMothersLifeCharlieBewley. He actually thought of something full of mystique. Well - mystique because I don’t get it, which makes me just want to ask him later when we’re spooning.
5. LOOK. AT. HIM. Picture staring into those eyes in the middle of bed playtime. Imagine moving that hair out of said beautiful eyes when he wakes up in the morning. Do you really think you wouldn’t completely shutter when those lips were on yours? Exactly.

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