Why He’s Hot: 

1. Um, can you see? DO YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING EYEBALLS? Well if you don’t, lemmie paint a picture: blonde, blue eyed, tall, tan, buff, perfect. UMPH.
2. They don’t call him Captain Awesome for nothin’. There’s nothing he can’t do! Well, except that he’s a terrible liar, but really - more awesome, right? He’s perfect and not in a horrible annoying GTFO sort of way, but a hey you, why don’t you come be perfect in my pants? kind of way. Ellie is so, very lucky, is she not?
3. The “I’m a little bit clueless” thing he’s got going on makes him seem so sweet and innocent that you want to pinch his cheeks (both sets, yes), but he’s no cliché empty headed jock. He’s actually really intelligent. 
4. So intelligent in fact that he’s a fucking doctor. And not just any kind of Doctor - this good looking son of a bitch is a cardiologist. He works on hearts, really savings lives and shit, not just…inspecting toes or hair follicles or whatever it is doctors that aren’t cardiologists do. And he looks really good in scrubs.
5. And out of scrubs. Yes, God, he looks fantastic out of those scrubs…

Why He’s Hot:

1. Damn Josh Duhamel, you’ve got that ‘come fuck me’ stare down, don’t you?  You’re not the only one soaking wet around here: those pretty brown eyes are dangerous. 
2. Look at that fucking face. He has the most adorable little perfect nose (ever), a gorgeous smile with perfect teeth, high cheekbones and dimples and yes, fantastic eyes. Le sigh. Set all that atop of all this and you’ve got one hell of a hottie. 
3. He’s tall. 6’4”. Almost a foot taller than his wife me. Fucking perfect. My experience has been that tall boys like to lift you off the ground and wrap your thighs around their waists while they make out with you all the way to the bed. They can also sit you on the counter and have their way with you standing up. Tall boys FTMFW.
4. Speaking of his wife, she says he’s well hung. We should all assume he’s a grower, not a shower. I can work with that. (<-NSFW!!)
5. Oh and that’s Duhamel bitches. Like, due-mel. It’s French. For ‘come fuck me’, obviously. I mean, look at this man. What else could it translate to?

Why He’s Hot:

1. Have you ever seen anyone so eccentrically beautiful? I doubt it. Adrien Brody is one of a kind, and that’s a great thing - the world might explode were there anymore of this GQMF. Explode from hotness.
2. Just look at that nose. He’s broken it three times, and each time it gets sexier. I think this ONTD poster said it best with “I want him to shove his nose inside me and sneeze.” I’m not even going to get started on those perfect green eyes; I’d never get through this post. Be too busy fapping.
   
3. He’s incredibly talented, with a screen presence that’s just undeniable. You can say he’s your favorite actor based on merit alone, and no one will question you, even if really you’re just in it for the fap material. This Oscar winning son of a bitch can lay around in my bed any time he wants.
4. You think bandanas are for lames and douchebags. A total turn off. Well, NOT ANYFUCKINGMORE. You know your jaw just dropped off your face, don’t lie. Also: Leather. Leather. LEATHER.
5. He’s super skinny, right? Um, wrong. Let’s look at that from a different angle, shall we? Yep. He’s svelte, and there’s a difference. You’d better ask somebody.*fans self* I think spent too much time on that last link. *passes out*

Why He’s Hot:

1. This sexy bastard is Mateus Verdelho. Say that shit out loud: Mateus Verdelho. That’s the kind of last name any girl would be proud to adopt, and could make any first name sound good. Bertha Verdelho. Gertrude Verdelho. See what I mean? It’s Brazilian. He’s Brazilian. And you thought they only produced really hot chicks!
2. OMG his tattoos. He’s covered in them, from head to foot. Actually, to toe. Just look at that strategically placed pistol. Have you ever seen anything sexier? Damn: I’d like to trace it with my tongue. 
3. That smile is a fucking pussy magnet. Look at it. No, LOOK AT IT. Hey! Put your pants back on - it’s not literally a pussy magnet! I don’t think you have to wonder why it’s been the background for WTH’s contact form all this time. Oh, what’s that you say? You want to see another photo of him in that bear hat? Alright, here you go.
4. He’s a model, and he makes every thing look sexy. No seriously, have you ever seen someone sitting around eating Burger King look so good? I didn’t think so. He has no problem being naked, either (which is a definite plus).
5. His body is ridiculous. Actually, I think it may call for the use of the word ridonkculous. Did you see those obliques? What about these abs? And his perfect man nipples? Did he just make nipple piercings on a dude sexy?! YES HE DID. Also, please to enjoy Mateus in glasses.

Why He’s Hot:

1. What the fuck Sam Worthington? Who do you think you are, being all sexy-dorable on my computer, making squinting in bright light the newest thing to turn me on? Stop that!
2. He’s always ruggedly tan, always messy haired, and always Scruffy, even when he cleans up. And can we just take a moment of silence right now to thank whoever made the decision to put him in those glasses?!                    …Amen.
3. He’s completely down to earth: there’s no Hollywood ego on him, and he doesn’t care about what people think of him. I mean, he wore Payless shoes to the Oscars. And he looked good. Said those high priced designer joints made him look like a goblin and he wasn’t wearing that shit.
4. He’s taken over this world as we know it, and a few others as well. First he was a machine. Then he was a paralyzed Marine. Then an Avatar (and later one of the Omaticaya). Now he’s going to be the son of a fucking GOD. You know what each version of him has in common? That’s right: hotness. You’re smart.
5. He’s a goddamn Australian. Have you heard him talk? There could be nothing sexier. Except maybe him and Zac Efron kinda rubbing up on each other like that.