Who is this guy, standing there looking so good that it’s making you not give two shits whether those people around him are alive or dead, you ask? Oh, it’s ARTHUR. That’s right, Arthur. No, he doesn’t have a last name - he’s The Point Man. The best fucking Point Man there is. He doesn’t need a last name.
Have you seen this sexy piece of ass in a suit? UMPH. You know you want this tall, lithe, well tailored son of a bitch strutting around in your presence, all ready for you to undress him.
Look at that hair. Look at that perfect damn hair. You know you want to slide your hand all through it, get your fingertips coated in gel or hairspray or pomade or whatever the hell he uses to make it all slicked back and sexy like that. Of course doing that will probably piss him off but trust me - that is a very good thing.
Tom Hardy should be on your radar now if he wasn’t before. He plays the devilishly charming Forger “Eames” in the best movie of the year, (don’t argue with me bitches) Inception, and since then everyone’s been talking about him. A piece of perfection in a suit is what he was - just all kinds of distractingly gorgeous. Stop that Tom, I’m trying to watch the movie!
Speaking of Inception, you know how hard you were ‘shipping Arthur and Eames during it (unless you were ‘shipping yourself with one of them but whatever)? Well, Tom’s recently come out and said that he’s had relationships with men before and finds them sexy. We’re just going to ignore that the source is the Daily Mail and believe it because holy fuck does that just make him sexier.
Not only is he a pretty great actor but the boy can pull off a powdered wig, a Texas sized mustache and weird silvery vein things. Also of note, he’s overcome drug addiction, a nervous breakdown, and almost as bad - MySpacedouchebag poses. It takes a serious amount of hotness to do all that, does it not?
He’s got a damn fine body. Not sure what’s going on with those tattoos but who cares? Look at those muscles!! God, I honestly don’t know how I got through typing this without either passing out or fapping. Actually, here’s one last picture and if you’ll excuse me, I have something to take care of.
Put your shirt down Shemar, are you trying to start a riot? Damn. Just damn. I forgot what I was going to say with this particular point. Just look at the picture.
He plays S.S.A. Derrick Morgan on Criminal Minds, adding a whole ‘nother level of sexiness to it. I mean, I know I’m not the only one who has to fight those threesome fantasies every time he has a scene with The Gube, or that desperately wants to be Penelope so he’ll call me “babygirl” (and I hate pet names).
Two words: Angry Sex. This man looks like he’d be a straight connoisseur, a master of it. Maybe it’s how his (perfect) eyebrows are always furrowed, even when he smiles that perfect smile of his, or that deep, gravelly, voice, but he just seems like he could throw you around with those incredibly strong arms in the very best of ways all. night. long.
His first language was Dutch. I don’t know what it sounds like really, but I’m sure it sounds really fucking good. Foreign languages always do, right? I mean, just listen to how good he sounds in English.
He’s another perfect specimen of tall, dark, and handsome, but he’s puppy dog cute on top of it. Just look at that sweet smile and those adorable curls. Don’t underestimate him though, there’s a lot more to him than cute.
He’s a nerd. He has a deep love of comic books, can speak Klingon, has a Tron poster on his bedroom wall, and works on computers for a living. The man wears a pocket protector for God’s sake. How hot is that?!
But he’s not just a nerd, no. He’s a secret agent man. A spy. He works for the CIA, kicking ass and taking names, saving the world on a nightly basis, albeit in a very awkward, convoluted way - but that doesn’t matter. He gets the job done. I can think a few jobs I can do for him…
He’s The Intersect. All he has to do is Flash and he’s equipped with any skill in the world. Just imagine what you could do with a man like that every night - the role playing? I’m thinking a French speaking ninja with awesome interior design skills. Don’t ask.
Because I love boys in glasses and also I love to share the wealth, I’ll leave you with this fapping material: Chuck in Glasses.
They don’t call him Captain Awesome for nothin’. There’s nothing he can’t do! Well, except that he’s a terrible liar, but really - more awesome, right? He’s perfect and not in a horrible annoying GTFO sort of way, but a hey you, why don’t you come be perfect in my pants? kind of way. Ellie is so, very lucky, is she not?
The “I’m a little bit clueless” thing he’s got going on makes him seem so sweet and innocent that you want to pinch his cheeks (both sets, yes), but he’s no cliché empty headed jock. He’s actually really intelligent.
So intelligent in fact that he’s a fucking doctor. And not just any kind of Doctor - this good looking son of a bitch is a cardiologist. He works on hearts, really savings lives and shit, not just…inspecting toes or hair follicles or whatever it is doctors that aren’t cardiologists do. And he looks really good in scrubs.
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