Why He’s Hot:

1. This hot piece of ass is Jason Stackhouse a.k.a. the hottest heterosexual human native to Bon Temps, Louisiana b.k.a. the dude whose pants you’d like to camp out in for days. He’s on an entirely different level of hotness from most guys.
2. His body is just…spectacular. Prodigious. Marvelous. There aren’t enough words to emphasize how amazing it is. He keeps himself in shape and it’s mainly so he can love the ladies better. I mean he said it himself: “I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff.” Good to know, Jason. Good. to. know.
3. He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but that’s alright - coupled with his Southern accent it’s endearing. Besides, who needs brains with all that fucking brawn? Don’t underestimate him though: he has his moments of brilliance.
4. The boy is into some kinky shit. Whether it’s fucking while high on V or getting tied up or (attempting) threesomes, or screwing preachers’ wives in churches, there seems to be nothing he won’t try at least once, and that’s definitely a quality worth appreciating.
5. This. Yes. You’re welcome. And, um, I’m sorry - you know, for making you ruin your pants. Those looked really good on you.