Why He’s Hot: 

1. Who is this guy, standing there looking so good that it’s making you not give two shits whether those people around him are alive or dead, you ask? Oh, it’s ARTHUR. That’s right, Arthur. No, he doesn’t have a last name - he’s The Point Man. The best fucking Point Man there is. He doesn’t need a last name. 
2. Have you seen this sexy piece of ass in a suit? UMPH. You know you want this tall, lithe, well tailored son of a bitch strutting around in your presence, all ready for you to undress him.
3. Look at that hair. Look at that perfect damn hair. You know you want to slide your hand all through it, get your fingertips coated in gel or hairspray or pomade or whatever the hell he uses to make it all slicked back and sexy like that. Of course doing that will probably piss him off but trust me - that is a very good thing. 
4. Arthur will invade your dreams and give you rough sex like you’ve never had; he’ll suspend gravity and have you rotating in hallways and banging up against ceilings and shit - loving every minute of it too. You think Arthur gives a fuck about physics? Please. 
5. Three words: ARTHUR AND EAMES. Ariadne is irrelevant, kiss or no kiss.