Why He’s Hot: 

1. Did you see that picture up there? If you did, you shouldn’t need any further explanation. But I’m not complaining. I’d be happy to talk more about this fucking gorgeous boy. Just look at that fucking face. Do you see those dark, hypnotizing eyes? They pretty much say it all— I don’t know about you, but my panties have already hit the floor. That crooked nose— you know what they say about deformed noses ladies… Stare all you want, but CAUTION: MAY CAUSE LOSS OF BREATH, HEAT FAILURE, FAINTING, AND/OR SEXUAL AROUSEMENT FOR CERTAIN/ALL SANE PEOPLE.
2. His name. His name is Xavier fucking Samual. Imagine sighing that name while he gives you the best orgasm of your life. Oh god Xavier. HOT.
3. His personality. Xavier is a genuinely nice guy. It’s his sweet, caring personality that makes you wanna take him home to mom and proudly show him off to your friends. He has this casual, carefree bravado that you can’t deny. He will literally make everyone stop and stare; whether he’s on the big screen, on the red carpet, or just grabbing a cup of java. He’s the type of guy that would be happy just snuggling up with you, watching movies and talking. But he’s also the guy that will bang you all night long and still leave you begging for more.
4. He’s Australian. If that’s not enough to make you squeal, then I give up. It doesn’t matter what he says, anything that comes out of his fucking mouth is going to make your nether regions tingle. Aussie accents just make me melt. The sound of his sexy, husky accent whispering what he wants to do to you in your ear is guaranteed to make you all hot and bothered. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself. Accents are hot.
5. He’s a fucking badass. He played the evil vampire Riley in the Twilight Saga: Eclipse. It’s enough to make you Team Riley isn’t it? From that performance he earned the title as the ‘hot’ vampire. That’s right he beat out fellow hottie, Robert FUCKING Pattinson. Not badass enough for you— he smokes, which is fucking hot. Even if you’re not a smoker and you’re totally against it, you CANNOT deny that he makes it look so fucking incredible you would be begging him to wrap your legs around his waist, push you up against a wall and have rough sex with you, cigarette and all.

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