Why He’s Hot: 

1. Lordy, Lordy where do I even begin on this fine mofo? First off, his eyes. Those things look like they can see into your soul while comforting you at the same time.
2. HIS SMILE. I will never be able to judge another man on his smile after seeing Bastian Schweinsteiger’s. Not only does it make you melt, you can’t help but smile when you see him smiling. Or laughing.
3. His body. Do I really need to explain?
4. His friendship with fellow footballer Lukas Podolski. These guys together are enough to entertain the crowd for far more than 90 minutes. What I would give to be around them for 5 seconds. They are the best bromance of the 2010 World Cup for sure.
5. His goofy demeanor. This man will cheer anyone up in five seconds by just talking. In combination with his smile, his actions are right up there in the attraction-scale.

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