Why He’s Hot: 

1. This motherfucking piece of sexiness is Thomas Arthur Darvill, but he goes by Arthur now because he is just that cool. You should recognise him as Rory Williams in Doctor Who, the awkwardly adorable nurse turned time traveller. 
2. He looks fucking fantastic in absolutely everything. His nurse uniform, a centurion outfit, his wedding suit, a security guard’s uniform, his trademark body warmer, even a t-shirt with him and his girlfriend on it… tell me you’re not having dirty fantasies right now with him in every last one of those outfits. Uh huh. 
3. SO HE’S GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE. It doesn’t make him any less beautiful. Look at that hair, all brown and messy and shit. Those eyes you could just stare at all day and not get bored. Those fucking gorgeous forearms. That neck. He can even pull off a ponytail and a fucking beard, guys. Yeah, you might wanna wipe off that bit of drool you got there.
4. He can sing. Yeah, this sexy ass bitch can sing like you’ve never heard before. His voice is beautiful, and even when he’s not singing it’s plain orgasmic. He’s probably a musical genius or some shit too ‘cause he plays guitar and the piano and he’s a DJ AND he wrote a musical. 
5. If you think you might recognise him from somewhere, here’s why: back in the day, he was a CiTV presenter. He was in Sooty and Sweep. He’s as adorable as the puppets he’s acting with. Fuck it, he’s more adorable than all of them put together to the power of infinity. Squared. 

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