Why He’s Hot:
- Tom Hardy should be on your radar now if he wasn’t before. He plays the devilishly charming Forger “Eames” in the best movie of the year, (don’t argue with me bitches) Inception, and since then everyone’s been talking about him. A piece of perfection in a suit is what he was - just all kinds of distractingly gorgeous. Stop that Tom, I’m trying to watch the movie!
- Speaking of Inception, you know how hard you were ‘shipping Arthur and Eames during it (unless you were ‘shipping yourself with one of them but whatever)? Well, Tom’s recently come out and said that he’s had relationships with men before and finds them sexy. We’re just going to ignore that the source is the Daily Mail and believe it because holy fuck does that just make him sexier.
- His lips. His lips. His lips. I can’t even…
- Not only is he a pretty great actor but the boy can pull off a powdered wig, a Texas sized mustache and weird silvery vein things. Also of note, he’s overcome drug addiction, a nervous breakdown, and almost as bad - MySpace douchebag poses. It takes a serious amount of hotness to do all that, does it not?
- He’s got a damn fine body. Not sure what’s going on with those tattoos but who cares? Look at those muscles!! God, I honestly don’t know how I got through typing this without either passing out or fapping. Actually, here’s one last picture and if you’ll excuse me, I have something to take care of.
