1. He’s a gay man, and he keeps himself groomed and fit in a way that only a gay man can. He’s not the type of gay that borders on being feminine, and you feel like you should take him shopping or something. It’s the “he’s so gorgeous, and I’m bitter that he’s not straight” kind of gay.
2. His singing voice. It sounds like an angel and a rockstar had a baby. He’s even a Broadway vet. What is sexier than a man that can sing well? Answer: Nothing.
3. He’s a doctor. Or at least he used to be a doctor for pretend. He was budding hotnes, even back then, but nobody would’ve predicted how good he’d look shirtless.
4. He’s Barney Motherfucking Stinson. There is a reason why he can get so many one-night stands. Even if he is a womanizer, we’ve all fantasized about getting picked up by Barney at Maclaren’s.
5. Neil Patrick Harris is awesome. Probably the most awesome man to have ever walked the face of the Earth. If you don’t think so, you just don’t know it yet. He does “magic tricks” because he actually has magical powers…he just doesn’t want people to know. Actually, I’m pretty sure that Neil Patrick Harris is God.

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