1. Look at this sexy ass motherfucker. His name’s Steve Carell. That last name just rolls of your tounge, doesn’t it? Mmm, wouldn’t you just loooove to call his name all night long?
2. Any look suits him. Dorky. Classy. Worn-out. And let’s not forget a little scruffy beard.
3. That smile. Just look at it. Isn’t it just adorable? You could come home after a long day of work and this little grin will cheer you right up.
4. We all love a man with a sense of humor, right? He’s overflowing with it. He’ll make you laugh till your sides hurt.
5. He’s friends with John Stewart and Stephen Colbert; two other hilarious and gorgeous men. Wouldn’t you love to have a nice foursome with them?

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