Why He’s Hot:

1. This fine piece of ass is Channing Tatum.  He was a fucking GI JOE FOR FUCK’S SAKE!  I would bang the hell out of him in that get up.
2. Channing can dance.  Like dance, dance.  Not dance in the - oh hey I want to dance, but I’m not good enough to so let me go on some reality dance show and look like a tool - dance but in the I’m Channing Tatum STFU, sit down, and watch me dance.  He can break it the fuck down, and it will make all of your panties wet.
3. His body.  His body.  Good grief his fucking body.  Not to mention those piercing eyes.  With that fucking combo your pants should already be off.  I mean, mine already are.
4. Nice bulge there Channing. I greatly approve.  I also approve of The Scruff.  My nether regions are tingling as we speak.
5. Channing used to strip.  Yes, you heard it right.  Channing used to STRIP.  Even Ellen gets all hot and bothered from it.  Hey Channing!  *scrounges for some cash* GET OVER HERE!!  You bitches better line up ‘cause I’m getting my lap dance first.

{submission}