Why He’s Hot:

1. His name is Craigery Michael Owens. Craigery. Michael. Owens. Craig for short. That’s the name of a man you’d be proud to scream at the ceiling.
2. He’s the former lead singer of the hardcore band Chiodos, he has an acoustic project, he’s in a supergroup called Isles & Glaciers, and he’s done some work with The Sound Of Animals Fighting. Oh, and did I mention the wonderful, poppy Cinematic Sunrise? What can’t this motherfucker do? A work ethic is sexy – almost as sexy as his face.
3. He’s got the voice of an angel and the scream of a grade-A demon, and he can switch between the two instantly. Who wouldn’t love listening to that every night? And I’m not just talking about when he’s on stage…
4. The tattoos. This sexy fucker got “sincerity” inked across his throat – his throat – to remind himself to always speak the truth. He’s also got an octopus on his arm, and a Shakespeare quote (“All the world’s a stage”) across his chest. Hot. Damn. We all know you’d like to lick that ink off his body.
5. That baby face. Sure, he’s got a serious side, but he’s got a silly, juvenile side as well. Look at that mischievous face. That’s the face of a man who would chase you around the house with a Super Soaker before making sweet, sweet love to you.

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