Why He’s Hot:

1. This sexy bastard is Mateus Verdelho. Say that shit out loud: Mateus Verdelho. That’s the kind of last name any girl would be proud to adopt, and could make any first name sound good. Bertha Verdelho. Gertrude Verdelho. See what I mean? It’s Brazilian. He’s Brazilian. And you thought they only produced really hot chicks!
2. OMG his tattoos. He’s covered in them, from head to foot. Actually, to toe. Just look at that strategically placed pistol. Have you ever seen anything sexier? Damn: I’d like to trace it with my tongue. 
3. That smile is a fucking pussy magnet. Look at it. No, LOOK AT IT. Hey! Put your pants back on - it’s not literally a pussy magnet! I don’t think you have to wonder why it’s been the background for WTH’s contact form all this time. Oh, what’s that you say? You want to see another photo of him in that bear hat? Alright, here you go.
4. He’s a model, and he makes every thing look sexy. No seriously, have you ever seen someone sitting around eating Burger King look so good? I didn’t think so. He has no problem being naked, either (which is a definite plus).
5. His body is ridiculous. Actually, I think it may call for the use of the word ridonkculous. Did you see those obliques? What about these abs? And his perfect man nipples? Did he just make nipple piercings on a dude sexy?! YES HE DID. Also, please to enjoy Mateus in glasses.