Why He’s Hot:

1. Yeah, that’s him. Andrew Mother-flipping Bravener. You know you want him. You do, it’s obvious. Seriously, take a long stare. No? Then get your hand out of your pants.
2. A-fucking-dorable. Not to mention hilariously cute. How did he get that adorable? How did he become so funny? The world may never know. But I’m betting you want to lick him until you find out. He’s just a big kid. (By the way, did you seen that shirt with his name on it? You could be wearing that the next morning.)
3. He’s Canadian. Which equals, shit tons more hotness. Plus Canadians are polite. You can be all “Do me!” And he’ll be all “Sure thing eh!” *thrust* You know you just got a girl boner.
4. The dude rocks the skinny jeans. Or plaid. Or no pants at all.(You know you paused it at 0:52) Speaking of which you better go change yours… again. Who knew a skinny white kid could make all of your dreams come true.
5. I know what you’re thinking, “A sexy ass Canadian boy would never want me”. You’re probably right. But you could try and go for it. Just sign up for internet dating.(Pleasure machine? You bet.) So let’s recap, great clothes, Canadian, mother-fucking adorable, hilarious, and he is ANDREW BRAVENER. I’m pretty sure that covers it.

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