Why He’s Hot:

1. OH SHIT it’s DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE. This sexy ass is one of the top paper salesmen at Dunder Mifflin, Assistant (to the) Regional Manager, and amazing at life.
2. Dwight is a real man. He used to be a volunteer sheriff deputy. He also knows how to handle weapons and do karate. AKA he can save your fine ass before tapping it.
3. He owns Schrute Farrms…a 9 room bed and breakfast. That’s right…9 rooms to sex you up in.
4. You may think he may not look like a player, but he’s got game.
5. Oh..did I mention he has HIS OWN BOBBLEHEAD?

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