Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s THE Metal God of the 80’s, 90’s, and you’re damn certain he’s bringing the Metalli-sexy to the 21st Century. As the frontman and chief songwriter of a little band called Metallica, he’s sold over 100,000,000 albums worldwide and been inducted into the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. And really, what’s hotter than respect and recognition?
2. That boyish charm he’s managed to maintain for nearly 46 years. How can anyone this brutal be this cute at the same time? It’s those baby blues. One look from him is all it takes for your clothes to come off and before you know it, you’re callin’ him your “MASTER! MASTER!” while on all-fours!
3. Those legs. SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THOSE LEGS. And look at DAT ASS. The way they so perfectly fill out a pair of black skinny jeans is so obscene, it should be illegal. Imagine being held by those arms and tracing your fingers over the tattoos etched onto them while you’re both laying in post-orgasmic bliss…enough to make you become a die-hard fan.
4. The way he plays that Gibson Explorer. Don’t you wish those fingers were twiddling away on your skin, caressing your thighs, stroking your—well, you get the idea. And that VOICE! That raspy, devious, world-fucking-famous “YEAH!” Plain and simple, his stage presence is orgasm-inducing.
5. He’s fought the demons of his past and WON. He overcame alcoholism after a long, hard battle and repaired his relationships with his family, friends, and band. Such strong will, compassion and determination is not only admirable, it’s a guaranteed PANTY-DROPPER. Is there anything sexier than a guy who’s willing to BETTER HIMSELF?! Nope. And there is NOTHING sexier than the one and only original badass, James Hetfield.

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