Why He’s Hot:

1. Bitch, take a look at this guy. This is SETH MOTHERFUCKING MEYERS, better known as “The Hot Guy Who Does The News On SNL.” He’s also the head writer of that show. Yeah, that’s right, you get the brooding sweater-wearing writer and the Paul Rudd goofy funny guy all in one. JACKPOT. He coined the phrase “I can see Russia from my house,” for God’s sake. Yeah, people still attribute that to Tina, but those sketches were pretty much all Seth’s writing, so suck it.
2. Those eyes. Goddamn, those eyes. Like two reflecting pools of heaven, they are. They’re so fucking blue that they will laser right through your soul. Oh and while we’re at it, take his penchant for wearing sexy-ass blue clothes, like suits and t-shirts and shit. Fuck. Panties on the ground yet? (Clothing, however, is optional around him.)
3. He went to Northwestern, so you can bet he’s intelligent as all fuckout. You wanna talk about Afghanistan or health care reform or whatever when you’re done making wild passionate love on the bathroom floor? You can bet he’ll be up for it. Also he speaks French, so that just about says it all, my dears.
4. This man is a motherfucking JETSETTER. He’s run marathons in Finland, been in scooter crashes in Bermuda, and, oh yeah, LIVED IN AMSTERDAM FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS. Coupled with the fact that he’s an expert poker player and wears a lot of expensive suits, there’s only one logical conclusion: he’s actually James Bond. Is there anyone sexier than James Bond? Just one person and that’s Seth Meyers.
5. He writes comic books. Yep, that’s right, bitches. This guy is a great big Battlestar Galactica-watching, Green Lantern-loving, X-box-playing, messy-haired nerd. AND EVERY WOMAN LOVES A MAN WHO CAN TALK NERDY TO HER. Don’t you want this man’s joystick all up in YOUR X-Box? That’s what I thought. That’s just what I fucking thought.

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