Why He’s Hot:

1. Han Solo. Intergalactic smuggler and mercenary. He is as charming as all fuck and confident too. Look at those eyes, don’t they just scream ”I’m incredible in bed!”?
2. His jaw. Holy shit! No wonder a princess fell in love with him.
3. He rocks a vest. Not many guys can pull off a vest, but he is one of the ones who can. Check that fucking thing out. I’d make him keep it on during sex, that’s for sure.
4. He’s a bad ass. So much so that there have been bounties put on his head. I mean this guy has killed people. He’s going to protect you and protect the shit out of you at that.
5. He’s a pilot. A dude with a fast car is hot, right? Well how about a dude who’s spaceship did the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Han is the captain of The Millennium Falcon. You’ve never heard of The Millennium Falcon? This thing outruns Imperial starships. Hot, right?

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