Why He’s Hot:
- He’s the Nostalgia Critic, not Doug Walker. And while Doug is funny and talented (and can give a pipe a blowjob like nobody’s business but I digress), this is obviously less about respect and more about pinning a nice piece of ass in a suit (and the tie always stays on; just ask Spoony) down on his desk and fucking him senseless.
- Boy can sing. Seriously, when all women see onscreen is a piece of shit singing opera and their panties still melt? You know you’ve got something good.
- His eyes are fucking gorgeous, even without the eyeliner that you see above. Whether they’re green, grey, blue… who gives a crap? THEY’RE BIG AND PRETTY!
- He’s yummy when he’s suffering. And seeing as how his job is to review violently horrible movies, there’s a lot of that going around. This guy have given a lot of fangirls a hurt/comfort kink… okay, fine, much more emphasis on the hurt side of things but you still get my point.
- But it’s not like he’s a total woobie, though. He looks sexy with a gun, he fights with everyone all the time and he says things like “I am the master and you are the subordinate.” Oh, Critic, you can be our master anyday.
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