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Why He’s Hot: 

He’s the Nostalgia Critic, not Doug Walker. And while Doug is funny and talented (and can give a pipe a blowjob like nobody’s business but I digress), this is obviously less about respect and more about pinning a nice piece of ass in a suit (and the tie always stays on; just ask Spoony) down on his desk and fucking him senseless.

Boy can sing. Seriously, when all women see onscreen is a piece of shit singing opera and their panties still melt? You know you’ve got something good.
His eyes are fucking gorgeous, even without the eyeliner that you see above. Whether they’re green, grey, blue… who gives a crap? THEY’RE BIG AND PRETTY!
He’s yummy when he’s suffering. And seeing as how his job is to review violently horrible movies, there’s a lot of that going around. This guy have given a lot of fangirls a hurt/comfort kink… okay, fine, much more emphasis on the hurt side of things but you still get my point.
But it’s not like he’s a total woobie, though. He looks sexy with a gun, he fights with everyone all the time and he says things like “I am the master and you are the subordinate.” Oh, Critic, you can be our master anyday.

{submission}

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s the Nostalgia Critic, not Doug Walker. And while Doug is funny and talented (and can give a pipe a blowjob like nobody’s business but I digress), this is obviously less about respect and more about pinning a nice piece of ass in a suit (and the tie always stays on; just ask Spoony) down on his desk and fucking him senseless.
  2. Boy can sing. Seriously, when all women see onscreen is a piece of shit singing opera and their panties still melt? You know you’ve got something good.
  3. His eyes are fucking gorgeous, even without the eyeliner that you see above. Whether they’re green, grey, blue… who gives a crap? THEY’RE BIG AND PRETTY!
  4. He’s yummy when he’s suffering. And seeing as how his job is to review violently horrible movies, there’s a lot of that going around. This guy have given a lot of fangirls a hurt/comfort kink… okay, fine, much more emphasis on the hurt side of things but you still get my point.
  5. But it’s not like he’s a total woobie, though. He looks sexy with a gun, he fights with everyone all the time and he says things like “I am the master and you are the subordinate.” Oh, Critic, you can be our master anyday.

{submission}

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