Why He’s Hot:

1. See that classy Japanese GQMF? That right there is Hideo fucking Kojima. Sure he’s almost old enough to be your dad. But that just provides him with the kind of dress sense that only a, erm, more experienced man could have. And when he’s dressed casually? Way hotter than your dad.
2. In case you weren’t aware, this man is responsible for the Metal Gear Solid series. That may not strike you as hot. But bear in mind these things: he doesn’t need to be this hot as a game developer! See those sweaty, unimpressive background figures mostly obscured by the hotness? That’s what the game industry looks like. He’s not paid to make you cream your pants - it’s complimentary. So he’s basically even more of a gentleman.
3. He’s a confident speaker.  Mostly in Japanese, but he’s incredibly cute and funny about his English too. Obviously confidence and charisma are sexy, but there’s also the implication that he’s vocal in bed, and that’s like a freaking category five hurricane of sexy. Plus he makes really cute faces when speaking, so one can only imagine the ones he makes when you’re on top of him.
4. Onto the fine details: draw your attention to this man’s hands. (Just ignore the wedding ring, or pretend you’re married to him.) His gorgeously soft hands that you’re pretty sure he knows exactly how to use.  His hair’s fantastic too, the kind that you could ruffle lovingly as well as grab handfuls of in the throes of passion. In case that’s not enough, he’s got muscles, which are even rarer than good looks in the gaming industry. They’re not excessively beefy or anything: clearly he only needs them for firm embraces, and pinning you to the bed. Here he is showing off hair, hands and arms at once, although it’s worth pointing out that the combination will make what few clothes you still have on spontaneously disappear.
5. As if it’s not enough that he’s ridiculously sexy, he’s also (as should be expected) a massive dork. He’s got the cute geek look down - whether he’s keeping figurines of his characters by the TV or looking downright adorable at a press conference, he’s just cute enough that you could cuddle him all day long if for whatever reason your clothes needed to stay on.

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