Why He’s Hot:

1. The body.  I’m pretty sure he was sculpted by gods.  And he’s covered in tattoos, which makes my girly parts tingle :)  & Don’t forget the happy trail.  Oh. My. God.
2. He can take a punch.  He’s been kicked in the nuts, poked with cattle prods, branded by a hot iron, flung full speed into a curb from a shopping cart, and he’s still so fucking sexy.  Plus he’s got the scars to prove it.  Also extremely hot.
3. He’s funny.  What girl doesn’t want a guy to make her laugh?  And then high five her after they’ve had sex?
4. He can skate like a total badass.  What’s hotter than a guy with some fucking talent? Not to mention that he often does it shirtless. Hot damn. And he has rock star friends.  If you can hang and drink with rocks stars, you can fuck like a rock star.
5. He has a sparkley purple Lamborghini. It takes a man who is comfortable in his sexuality to have a purple car and take a dildo up the ass.  Self confidence makes me hot.

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