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Why He’s Hot: 

The body.  I’m pretty sure he was sculpted by gods.  And he’s covered in tattoos, which makes my girly parts tingle :)  & Don’t forget the happy trail.  Oh. My. God.
He can take a punch.  He’s been kicked in the nuts, poked with cattle prods, branded by a hot iron, flung full speed into a curb from a shopping cart, and he’s still so fucking sexy.  Plus he’s got the scars to prove it.  Also extremely hot.
He’s funny.  What girl doesn’t want a guy to make her laugh?  And then high five her after they’ve had sex?
He can skate like a total badass.  What’s hotter than a guy with some fucking talent? Not to mention that he often does it shirtless. Hot damn. And he has rock star friends.  If you can hang and drink with rocks stars, you can fuck like a rock star.
He has a sparkley purple Lamborghini. It takes a man who is comfortable in his sexuality to have a purple car and take a dildo up the ass.  Self confidence makes me hot.

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Why He’s Hot:

  1. The body.  I’m pretty sure he was sculpted by gods.  And he’s covered in tattoos, which makes my girly parts tingle :)  & Don’t forget the happy trail.  Oh. My. God.
  2. He can take a punch.  He’s been kicked in the nuts, poked with cattle prods, branded by a hot iron, flung full speed into a curb from a shopping cart, and he’s still so fucking sexy.  Plus he’s got the scars to prove it.  Also extremely hot.
  3. He’s funny.  What girl doesn’t want a guy to make her laugh?  And then high five her after they’ve had sex?
  4. He can skate like a total badass.  What’s hotter than a guy with some fucking talent? Not to mention that he often does it shirtless. Hot damn. And he has rock star friends.  If you can hang and drink with rocks stars, you can fuck like a rock star.
  5. He has a sparkley purple Lamborghini. It takes a man who is comfortable in his sexuality to have a purple car and take a dildo up the ass.  Self confidence makes me hot.

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    Amennnnnn. I do think it’s funny he got a bit chubby after he got married, but it’s still cuteeee.
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    even gonna cover...anymore, I love bam margera
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    AHAHAHAAHAH! i used to be supersuper obsessed with this guy. reading this makes me laugh so hard. ahahah.
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    Why He’s Hot: The body. I’m pretty sure he was sculpted by gods. And he’s covered in tattoos, which makes my girly parts...
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    BENETTA. Bam Margera is nothing compared to this guy. Not sure about your views on him but HE IS AMAZING and by far, one...
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    BAM MARGERA, I HAVE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS, FOR YOU
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    you’re so fucking right!!! I couldn’t describe him better!
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    Embarassing confession: I use...little girl when he’d come on TV & I’d watch
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    back years ago when I had a crush on Johnny Knoxville because I kept watching jackass. hahaha
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    meet or something. Your taste...men is increasingly similar
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    Bam get inside of me so I...your brains out!!!!
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    part tingle” jesus fuck, i agree.
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    um NO. okay, you know i used to think...day. omg he was soo dreamy. but now, not
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    stupid things, at least he’s funny....skate skills rock too.
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    love playing him
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    funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Oh sweet lord. REally?
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    when I was, like, 14. Looking at him now, I can’t seem...remember why. :|
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    OMGG I’ve been obsessed with this guy for like 2 or 3 years of my life. Still think he’s awesome!!!
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    MINE MINE MINE, ALWAYS ALL MINE sandy...johnny but BAMMMMMM is mine :)
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    I LOVE BAM. I ALWAYS HAVE. I ALWAYS WILL.
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    i will always love him, i don’t even care how much of...my room dedicated
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    much more! 6. HE WAS ON MOFRUCKING JACKASS! 7....loves his mama, brother,
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    him I was when I was 14. bahahahhahaaaaaa
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    my life from 6th grade to freshman year. no shame in my game.
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