Why He’s Hot:

1. If you haven’t heard of Bright Eyes, you should be ashamed of yourself! You’re missing out on some fucking fantastic music and an even more fantastic man. Conor Oberst started writing music when he was 13! That’s right, 13 years old bitches! He’s a fucking musical genius, and there’s nothing sexier than that. Go listen to one of the many music projects he’s been involved with, and I garuntee you, you’re panties will magically be on the floor. Trust me, mine always are.
2. Sure, he may not have the BEST singing voice, but it’s still hotter than you could ever imagine. I mean, don’t forget he’s been compared to Bob Dylan (you heard me right, Bob Fucking Dylan)! Imagine the dirty things he’d whisper to you while underneath his hot, sweaty body in bed (I already mentioned he has a way with words, right? Because he seriously does). Oh, you’re getting wet now? That’s okay, don’t worry. It’s normal.
3. Have you seen how fucking gorgeous he is? His orgasmic tousled hair, those deep brown eyes, and perfect face are just too much to handle! Just imagine kissing those beautiful lips. And he even looks amazing with a beard! In fact, the rugged side of him only increases the amount of sex he’s bursting with! I know, go ahead and touch yourself. Number 4 will be here when you’re done.
4. How can you resist a man who puts so much passion into his music? Just look at the faces he makes while performing on stage! Now imagine the faces he’d make with you in bed…
5. If 1-4 hasn’t convinced you he’s an instant hard-on, don’t forget he’s also got that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that no girl, or guy, can help but fall for. You know you’d love to spend a laid-back night with him, especially if that night meant a steamy, passion-filled ending. Could you please control your moaning a little?

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