Why She’s Hot:

1. This is the ever sexy Sara Quin, no “h,” of Tegan and Sara, the critically acclaimed indie pop duo. Hello, successful indie musician? Just that aspect of her is enough to make you drool.
2. She, just like her twin sister Tegan, is a full blown lesbian, emphasis on blown. That alone makes you all hot and bothered, thinking about the many nights that she spends with an equally sexy girl, such as yourself. I don’t care who you are, lesbians are hot. To everyone.
3. Her body is to die for. I just want to throw her down on a bed and ravage her. “Fuckable” doesn’t even begin to cover it. From her round, pinchable ass to her petite frame to her perfect jawline to her precious button nose and a neck that you just want to kiss and bite until it’s raw. Fucks sake. And I almost forgot to mention the tattoos! Oh, the tattoos. What isn’t sexy about tattoos? I just want to search her entire body for more private tattoos.
4. Her voice is unique and breathtaking in its own right. Even live, it just sounds perfect. She writes and performs her own songs, which isn’t too common in a world where Miley Cyrus reigns supreme. Fuck, the Goddamn White Stripes covered one of her songs, as did Amanda Palmer. That’s some impressive fucking shit.
5. Finally, she’s funny and just adorable. And she has the asthma and contemplates armageddon often. A good sense of humor is always sexy. In conclusion, Cyndi Lauper bought her a blender; your argument is invalid.

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