Why He’s Hot: 

1. How are you even reading this? How have you looked at that picture and not fallen to the floor from pure unf? Yeah, that’s right. That’s Jay Baruchel. The sexy Canadian god with beautiful, luscious hair.
2. He’s adorable. LOOK AT THAT FACE. He snorts when he laughs, he’s awkward, skinny, and a complete nerd but can turn into pure sex when he wants too. If that doesn’t make the perfect man, I don’t know what does.
3. He’s patriotic. He’s so fucking patriotic, in fact, that he’s got his country’s flag tattooed on his beautiful chest. Nothing sexier than a man who loves his country. 
4. Not into movies? That’s okay he loves music too. Yeah, that’s right, not only can he act but he can play the drums and make beats on Logic. Don’t believe me? Hear the words come straight from his sweet-ass mouth.
5. Lastly, his voice. Yeah, I see you melt at the sound. Imagine that voice screaming your name in bed. He makes the computer generated viking bamf Hiccup sound as sexy as hell. You can now put your underwear back on. 

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