Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s won 14 Olympic gold medals and is cited as being the greatest Olympian of all time. You know that he probably plays as hard as he trains.
2. Have you ever seen him swim? Watching his body move like that underwater just makes you want to see how well it moves when he’s underneath your sheets.
3. He is ALWAYS wearing minimal clothing. Really, it’s just making it easier for when you’re fantasizing about ripping off his clothes with your teeth.
4. Check out those ears. They’re ridiculously fucking goofy-looking. You want to make fun of him for it just so you two can make up later in bed.
5. He’s not all business. He can get down & have a good time every once in awhile.

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