Why He’s Hot:

1. The body. I mean, just look at those arms! He’s 37 and he still looks amazing in black skinny jeans. Him rocking a suit doesn’t hurt either.
2. He’s goofy! Admit, any guy that can make you laugh will instantly be starring in your dirty fantasies.
3. He’s a rockstar. Mike Dirnt is the bassist for the amazing band Green Day. If he can go for hours on a hot stage playing music, makes you wonder what else he can for hours.
4. The baby blue eyes.  Just a few seconds of staring into those beauties and your panties will have vanished.
5. He’s a dad. C’mon, don’t even tell me that your heart doesn’t melt when you see a punk rocker covered in tattoos playing a ukulele with his daughter.

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