Why He’s Hot:

1. I wish I could just write “He’s Brad fucking Pitt, that’s why!” and end it here. I can’t, that’s not how we operate. But c’mon: he’s Brad fucking Pitt. If there was ever self explanatory post here - it’d be about this guy. I mean, look at him.
2. Blonde and blue eyed, born in Oklahoma, raised in the midwest: he’s the prototype of the All American Boy. He’s been breaking hearts for a long time, and it isn’t hard to figure out why. He’s sex on legs.
3. He’s a humanitarian. He gives millions of dollars to charities and foundations around the world, and while most celebs seem to have forgotten about Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, Brad’s made it one of his main goals to restore New Orleans to its former glory. Caring about others to that magnitude? Is incredibly sexy. Dude makes other men just want to quit life with all his perfection.
4. Brangelina? Yes-fucking-please. If there was ever a chick to make you wanna test the waters, it’d be Angelina. There’s no way in hell you could possibly turn down an invitation to be smack dab in the middle of all that there hotness.
5. You wanna talk about GQMFs? Well, William Bradley here’s the GQ’est of them all. I can’t even count how many issues and versions he’s graced the cover of. For damn good reason, if I do say so myself.