Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Marky Mark! You’ve been feeling Good Vibrations in your nether regions for as long as you’ve been alive because of him. I mean, that particular song is as old as we are so you know it’s true.
- He’s a damn fine actor, and whats sexier than a man that’s good at what he does? Nothing. I mean, especially acting. We’ve already discussed the acting|role playing relationship here before.
- Do I even have to give you examples of the physical reasons he’s hot?! No, of course not, but I’ll do it anyway, because I wanna. I’ll take great pleasure in showing you image after image and video after video and — wait, what? You say you’re in need of a masturbation break? Ok, fine. And speaking of finger-banging, remember that scene on the roller coaster in Fear? UMPH. Yeah, you take your time with that.
- Back? Alright, let’s continue. He’s a fucking badass, and no one (except fellow hottie Andy Samberg) would fuck with him. He got himself into a shitload of trouble when he was young, but he turned his life around, without losing that “I’ll fucking kill you in your face” bravado. Hothothot.
- OHMYGOD. You remember that, don’t you? It was taped to my wall too.
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