Why He’s Hot:

1. Don’t we all love bad boys? Well, here’s the baddest boy in the planet. He squirts blood on TV, paints using his own blood from doing heroin, spits, throws water and ketchup at the paparazzi, smashes glass in an interview, burnt his guitar using his cigarrete, gave weed to penguins, trashed his own flat (even if it’s just a rental), broke in his best friend’s flat to get money to buy drugs, do drugs and post them on the internet, went to jail because of drug possession, and he fucking cheated on Kate Moss. His name is Pete fucking Doherty. And he’s so bad that the bad boy next to him isn’t even born yet.
2. He makes kissing guys so damn fucking sexy. AND YEAH I SAID GUYS. One with Elton John, one with Wolfman, one with his bandmate; Drew McConell and who knows. Yet, it doesn’t even make him look gay. Just hot, hot and HOT!!
3. HE SINGS, HE SCORES! Just incase you don’t know, he’s from the band The Libertines and Babyshambles. Which means, he’s rockstar, which means ladies fall head over heels for someone like him, which means he gets fuckfriendly with ladies like Portia Freeman, Irina Lazareanu, and Kate Moss. And if Kate Moss thinks you’re hot, you’re hot.
4. He’s a smartass kid, turned into a junkie. DUDE, PLEASE TELL ME HOW CAN THAT NOT BE HOT. Just look at him. Isn’t staring at him makes you feel like you’ve taken heroin and felt that orgasm right into your brain? Damn, that’s good.
5. HE’S FUCKING BRITISH. Those crooked teeth, that sexy accent, and he plays the sport we all love; soccer. Need I say more?

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