Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s Dean Winchester. Not Jensen Ackles, no - Dean Winchester. He can make us laugh. He has that clever, smartass, quirky sense of humor that makes you laugh til you cry every single fucking time. Don’t believe me? Watch this. This. And this.
2. He drives a muscle car. A motherfucking black 67’ Chevy Impala. He also loves old school rock music. AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Mötorhead. He has amazing taste in music, and women too. But just imagine it, he’s driving you down some deserted road in God knows what part of America he’s supposed to be now. Listening to rock, when he suddenly stops and takes you in the back seat while blasting Bon Jovi’s Living On A Prayer. I know I just jizzed my pants.
3. No one rocks a weapon like Dean Winchester. NO ONE. Guns, wooden stakes, axes, knifes, shotguns. You name it, he has it. And let’s not forget those muscles. He has those big, strong, arms that you just want to hold and squeeze and bite and nibble and… Yeah, you catch my drift. And when he gets all mad and fierce he emanates this raw, hot, sexual tension that makes you want to say TAKE ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YOU SEXY BEAST. And I know you ALL want a piece of that.
4. He’s fucked an angel. OH THE HORROR. But seriously, you’ve never heard of anything like it. I don’t think anyone has the power to fuck an angel but Dean Winchester. Hmm… Dean Winchester, I like saying his name. Rolls off the tongue nicely eh? Just imagine yourself wrapped between those strong arms and going ‘Oh DEAN.’ Aroused yet? No? Look at that then. Yeah, you’re jealous of her, admit it. I was.
5. Dude has got style. Whether he’s rocking a suit, his usual jeans and flannel shirt attire or he’s shirtless we all just love Dean Winchester. And we know he has style. He can also rock a lederhosen too.

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