Why He’s Hot:

1. Heath was beautiful, in a rugged, manly way. He was our Australian bad boy long before he played Ned Kelly. All brooding and dark, you wanted to know what was going on in that head of his, behind those intense dark eyes. And how hot was dirty blonde hair, and the crooked, sly smile? Oh, and The Scruff! Heellloooo chin rash, sore lips and chaffed inner thighs.
2. He was fucking brilliant. Many thought he was just a pretty face, but not us. We saw The Four Feathers. We remember A Knight’s Tale. We weren’t surprised by his performance in Brokeback Mountain opposite Jake Gyllenhaal (titillated yes, surprised, no). We saw how great he was all along and when everyone else got on board the Heath Ledger train? We’d already taken our seats and were wondering what kept them.
3. He was a devoted daddy. Even if you don’t like kids, not only could this adorable little thing make you change your mind, but you know there’s no better combination of sexy and sweet than a man who loves his baby. And he did.
4. Wait, wait, lets go back to his talent. Did you see The Dark Knight? No? Well, here’s the condensed version. Now - you see it, right? The brilliance? He deserved that fucking Oscar, and you shut your fucking mouth if you disagree. You’d be his Harley Quinn in a heartbeat, you know it.
5. Remember this? God knows Julia Stiles said everything you felt by the end of that movie. She spoke for us all. *sigh*