Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s STEPHEN -FUCKING- FRY. Does that name not just make you jizz your pants at the sound/sight of it? Who else swears by twitter so much he can make a video that swears it’s the god of our future. PRAISE BE HIS TWEETS.
2. He is one of the MOST hilarious people. HILARIOUS. In the late 80s-early 90s he and Hugh Laurie (who are BFF) were a dream team of comedians on their show A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Not to mention their appearance on Blackadder and on Jeeves and Wooster. A guy with a sense of humor, is my kind of guy. I’d most definitely hit that.
3. He embraces new technology and is really quite a geek about it. He even has a column called Dork Talk in the Guardian. Nerdy guys are sexy. He’s an Apple-nerd, and I wouldn’t want him any other way. Actually, I lied, because I’d want him any way he’d give himself to me.
4. He’s a genuinely sweet kindhearted man. He even has gone so far as to befriend many UK teen youtube personalities such as charlieissocoollike. He also is one of the only celebs who follows people back on twitter. He actually replies to DMs! Not many “celebrities” are truly that personable. I’d love to get personal with him.
5. LOOK AT HIM. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT HIM. I don’t know how a genius, who is godlike to many of us, can be so hot. Only a man of his greatness could stand next to David Boreanaz and still be hot. Let me just say you gay guys are lucky to have him on your team. I’d go gay for Stephen, but who wouldn’t?

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