Why He’s Hot:

1. Ladies and gents, I present Tom motherfucking Kaulitz.  This sexy bitch KNOWS he’s hot. Confidence is key to hotness. His band even has a song about this one lay he got in a hotel room.
2. His goddamn mouth. Not only is he a doofy 20 year old guy that cracks jokes 90% of the time, his sexy ass lip piercing is just making your panties wet. You can’t deny it. And look at that fucking smile.
3. He plays guitar in a BIG EUROPEAN band with his androgynous twin brother. Don’t pretend that being sandwiched between these two exotic Europeans didn’t make you jizz. They are beauty incarnated.
4. Apparently he’s musically talented. He not only plays (and writes music for) guitar, he fucks around with drums and sings backup. He’s most likely talented at other things too.
5. I know I already said it, but this motherfucker is European. HIS GERMAN MAKES YOU SO HOT YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT.

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