Why They're Hot
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Why He’s Hot:

Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous.  Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hair that’s just amazing any fucking way you do it, and those eyes, those EYES. Yeah and you haven’t even seen this, tell me you don’t want that to roll over and greet you in the morning. Oh, and theirs also this look he does. You just want to wrap your arms around that and offer up some good ‘ol sexual healing.
His attitude, he has that whole badass-who-is-maybe-kinda-crazy thing going on; In the way that you just want him to spank you. Yes, there, I said it! and you were thinking it too.


Do I even have to mention his body? No, didn’t think so.

What has he been in? well just let me tell you some of them: Hedwig and the angry inch (where he is fucking sexy) funny games (where he is psycho and still fucking sexy) and last days (where he is kurt cobain and GODDAMN fucking sexy). He plays a lot of low roles, but the talent is just dripping off him (mm, dripping). Nothing is sexier than a man with talent at what he does (if you get what I’m saying).

He also has a fucking BAND called pagoda. Yes, he sings in a goddamn band, too. AND PLAYS GUITAR. and PS you cant deny he is fucking adorable in that video. Just throw your panties at him now girls.


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Why He’s Hot:

  1. Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous. Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hair that’s just amazing any fucking way you do it, and those eyes, those EYES. Yeah and you haven’t even seen this, tell me you don’t want that to roll over and greet you in the morning. Oh, and theirs also this look he does. You just want to wrap your arms around that and offer up some good ‘ol sexual healing.
  2. His attitude, he has that whole badass-who-is-maybe-kinda-crazy thing going on; In the way that you just want him to spank you. Yes, there, I said it! and you were thinking it too.
  3. Do I even have to mention his body? No, didn’t think so.
  4. What has he been in? well just let me tell you some of them: Hedwig and the angry inch (where he is fucking sexy) funny games (where he is psycho and still fucking sexy) and last days (where he is kurt cobain and GODDAMN fucking sexy). He plays a lot of low roles, but the talent is just dripping off him (mm, dripping). Nothing is sexier than a man with talent at what he does (if you get what I’m saying).
  5. He also has a fucking BAND called pagoda. Yes, he sings in a goddamn band, too. AND PLAYS GUITAR. and PS you cant deny he is fucking adorable in that video. Just throw your panties at him now girls.

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    OP didn’t see The Dreamers. Spoiler! - You can see his peen.
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    Why He’s Hot: Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous. Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hairthat’s...
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    io amo a este loco desde el primer momento en que lo vi. too much.
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    Let’s not forget...Dawson’s Creek as Jen Lindley’s younger love interest, Henry
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    hot junkie-looking fuck.
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    played michelle william’s high school bf on dawson’s creek....also, how could these people...
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    HEY LIZ HEY LIZ HEY LIZ HEY LIZ!
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    Mmmmmmmyesssssssss.
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    Amo esa boquita!
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    I read your aforementioned post and I seem to suffer from the same affliction and you’ve summed it up rather nicely for...
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    I’ve waxed lyrical about my metaphysical gay boner for Michael Pitt before. Let’s leave it at that.
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    Michael Pitt is an automatic re-blog.
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    Oh hello. Kind of had this weird “you scare me but you’re so damn attractive” thing going on since I saw you in Murder...
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    subhanallah.. puji Tuhan.. om swastiastu (?)… namaste (?)… AJE GILE -_-
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    hott damn do i love michael pitt
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    actually got posted ughhh im a dorkkkk…. but i think...was worth it. there needed
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    Is Michael Pitt the hottest looking rock star that no one has ever heard of?
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    lol, I love these.
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    reminder…bc i swear to god i saw this...some other movie before
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    YES. Finally, someone posted someone with...actual talent on here.
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    ughhhh michael pitt...my fav. if youve never seen ‘funny games’
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    He remember me of a friend of mine on some linked pictures @_@
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    whytheyrehot ummm…YES!
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    not to mention, he does full frontal several times in the dreamers, including a close up. and i must say, i likey ;) and...
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    om nom nom nom. New celebrity crush.
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    The only reason why
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    OMG. WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE OF GOD?!?! :D
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    The poor man’s Leo DiCaprio
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    even recognized him.
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    my christmas list is getting SO long.
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    PAGODA! MICHAEL PITT! RYAN DONOWHO!
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    oh wow. he is attractive.
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    HAHAHAHAHA you are so fuckin’ awesome!
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    Seriously tho youmustchill. Stop making me love you so hard. This shit is getting ridiculous.
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    I FUCKIN’ LOVVVVVVVVE MICHAEL PITT!
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    ok…. so i definitely...blonde blue eyed grunge dirty looking boys… u_u
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    1. Gorgeous. 2. MY FUNNY GAMES BOYFRIEND, HAYYYY
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    MICHAEL FUCKIN PITT! Oh, It’s more than an obsession. I sound like some cheesy eau de parfum ad.
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    for you, Izzi haha. He’s one
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    real question is: why
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    because his wearing
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    Oh god. This kid is amazing. And he’s...Daydreamers.Kinda surprised they didn’t...
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    I. omnomnom funnygames
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    havent watched “funny games”...should. yum. yum.
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    Oh man, he’s perfect.
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    saw this guy was on Dawson’s Creek when...was really young & I’ve
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    this drunk/high kid I ended up taking care...Rutgers one night because
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    will forever love...Dawson’s Creek. Michael hates/hated Henry but Michael
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    so we’re clear on this:
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    love this guy. Funny Games was
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