Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s an original bad boy.  He was a real fucking punk, not like these pansies we get waltzing around our tv screens today.
2. Oh.  My.  God.  He pulled some incredibly sexy faces.
3. He was a bassist & even though he couldn’t play, he gave a damn good show.  Often topless.  Sometimes even covered in blood.  Oof.
4. He was in the Sex Pistols.  Then all that got fucked up, so he ran off and covered Frank Sinatra & Eddie Cochran.  Incredible.
5. He only lived ‘til he was 21.  He’ll never get old.  Or ugly.  As they say, the brightest stars burn out the fastest.

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