Why He’s Hot:

1. Oh heyyy Orlando. Didn’t see you up there. Nice nipples. Doesn’t he have nice nipples?
2. He’s a prime example of tall average, dark and handsome with his olive skin and espresso colored features. GQMF, indeed.
3. He’s rough and tumble and isn’t afraid to get hurt. The man’s broken almost every major bone is his body, including both of his legs and his back — all on different occasions! Who’s down for a little pre-coital wrestling?
4. He’s the IRL version of Legolas, our ultimate fantasy world lover, and I don’t know about you, but he exceeded my expectations. I’m sure even Tolkien would have been pleased. He rocked a blonde wig, prosthetic ears and green tights like nobody’s business.
5. Not only that, but he gave our man Johnny Depp a run for his money, sending the girls swooning as the lovestruck Will Turner in Pirates of The Carribean, and yes, he ride the waves in a pirate ship, but did you know that this sexy mother fucker surfs too? Oh yeah. Lucky ass waves. ME NEXT! ME NEXT!