Why He’s Hot:
- Oh heyyy Orlando. Didn’t see you up there. Nice nipples. Doesn’t he have nice nipples?
- He’s a prime example of
tallaverage, dark and handsome with his olive skin and espresso colored features. GQMF, indeed. - He’s rough and tumble and isn’t afraid to get hurt. The man’s broken almost every major bone is his body, including both of his legs and his back — all on different occasions! Who’s down for a little pre-coital wrestling?
- He’s the IRL version of Legolas, our ultimate fantasy world lover, and I don’t know about you, but he exceeded my expectations. I’m sure even Tolkien would have been pleased. He rocked a blonde wig, prosthetic ears and green tights like nobody’s business.
- Not only that, but he gave our man Johnny Depp a run for his money, sending the girls swooning as the lovestruck Will Turner in Pirates of The Carribean, and yes, he ride the waves in a pirate ship, but did you know that this sexy mother fucker surfs too? Oh yeah. Lucky ass waves. ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
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